Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Desdinova Mae's Candy Store!?

I noticed the other day that Brian Lewis of Zerelda Lee's Candy Store has posted a note that he'll be out of the office for a few days. He has also posted a note that he is on hiatus and:

"...will not be updating the blog again regularly until the middle of August."


The only reason I mention it is that his hiatus began shortly after Desdinova - Super Villain of the Ozarks noted here that he might have an interest in writing a regular column at a newspaper.

Here at JackeHammer, I ran a short campaign for Desdinova, appealing to the Editorial Page Editor to give Desdinova his own column at the News-Leader. It is even possible that I might have received a nod of recognition that this appeal had been lodged by that Editorial Page Editor (I'll never tell).

At any rate, the timing of Lewis' hiatus seems a tad suspicious to me.

I don't even want to go down the road of acknowledging the serious arsenal that Desdinova - Super Villain of the Ozarks claims to command in this posting! :o

Very curious!

I know that Desdinova...:

"...would like to change radio by ridding the world of talk radio and country music."


...claiming that after success in this endeavor he will:

"THEN...RULE THE WORLD!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHAH!"


He has also offered his services here, announcing that if Tom Carlson were to resign as Mayor of Springfield he will:

"take over."


I will also note that in this blog entry, Desdinova claims that the News-Leader is out to get him. Is it possible that they truly HAVE been out to get him and could they have a secret plan to have him take over Zerelda Lee's Candy Store!?

I hope that if Desdinova takes over the Candy Store and the Mayor's office and that if he is indeed, successful at taking over the world that he'll remember who it was who made it all possible and will allow me to live and come home from Bois D Arc.

I miss my husband and my dog.

This has been Jacke M., reporting from Bois D' Arc.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

If Mayor Carlson were to resign, would not his son simply be appointed? I believe that is how things work.

Jacke M. said...

Cute.

The Libertarian Guy (tm) said...

Would Carlson's kid wear a bowtie while mismanaging the city?

Jacke M. said...

Which brings rise to the question:

Does Carlson wear the bowtie or does the bowtie wear Carlson?

Anonymous said...

All bowties purchased under the Mayor's City expense account would remain the property of the Mayor's Office, and would hang in the bowtie closet for future use.

This may require a bowtie audit.

Jacke M. said...

This will definitely demand a petition drive.

The Libertarian Guy (tm) said...

If Carlson had been wearing a tie of any kind at the State Auditors' report last Tuesday, he might have been tempted to strangle himself with it when Montee mentioned the upcoming City and City Utilities audit reports. ;)

I could hear him gnashing his teeth from three rows back. Well worth the cost of the audit, right there.

Anonymous said...

It is critcal that Mr. Carlson stays healthy.

I believe he was a bankruptcy lawyer in a former job and that is about where the City will be at after the release of the audit.

I suppose Mr. Finnie has been busy trying to find lost records for the auditors. Thank goodness for his help.