Desdinova Mae's Candy Store!?

I noticed the other day that Brian Lewis of Zerelda Lee's Candy Store has posted a note that he'll be out of the office for a few days. He has also posted a note that he is on hiatus and:

"...will not be updating the blog again regularly until the middle of August."

The only reason I mention it is that his hiatus began shortly after Desdinova - Super Villain of the Ozarks noted here that he might have an interest in writing a regular column at a newspaper.

Here at JackeHammer, I ran a short campaign for Desdinova, appealing to the Editorial Page Editor to give Desdinova his own column at the News-Leader. It is even possible that I might have received a nod of recognition that this appeal had been lodged by that Editorial Page Editor (I'll never tell).

At any rate, the timing of Lewis' hiatus seems a tad suspicious to me.

I don't even want to go down the road of acknowledging the serious arsenal that Desdinova - Super Villain of the Ozarks claims to command in this posting! :o

Very curious!

I know that Desdinova...:

"...would like to change radio by ridding the world of talk radio and country music."

...claiming that after success in this endeavor he will:

"THEN...RULE THE WORLD!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

He has also offered his services here, announcing that if Tom Carlson were to resign as Mayor of Springfield he will:

"take over."

I will also note that in this blog entry, Desdinova claims that the News-Leader is out to get him. Is it possible that they truly HAVE been out to get him and could they have a secret plan to have him take over Zerelda Lee's Candy Store!?

I hope that if Desdinova takes over the Candy Store and the Mayor's office and that if he is indeed, successful at taking over the world that he'll remember who it was who made it all possible and will allow me to live and come home from Bois D Arc.

I miss my husband and my dog.

This has been Jacke M., reporting from Bois D' Arc.

Campaign for Desdinova, 2007

In his blog entry The News Leader Is Back On to This Again, Desdinova - Super Villain of the Ozarks wrote...:

"When I worked for a local newspaper, I asked if I could write my own column. I was told by the managing editor that nobody wanted to hear what I had to say."

Maybe I can be a spring board for the hiring of Desdinova at the News-Leader?

Please, Tony, pleeeeeeeease. Hire Desdinova - Super Villain of the Ozarks to write a regular column in the editorial section of the paper.

Oh, and another thing, you and Brian should stop targeting him because he has an anonymous blog, you big bullies! Shame on you!

Top Ten Reasons the News-Leader could be in Trouble:

Okay, Tony Messenger at the News-Leader was having a little fun with a David Letterman Top Ten list so I was in the mood to play too. I thought I might as well post it here.

Here, according to JackeHammer are the

Top Ten Reasons the News-Leader could be in Trouble:

10. Your neighbors won't pick them up, they blow into your yard and the recycling plant won't even take them.

9. Toilet paper is more bio-degradable (think green!)

8. People prefer magazine glossies for paper mache projects

7. Kites can be had fer a buck at the dollar store

6. Due to the local school system your children can no longer read the funny pages anyway

5. No one makes paper hats out of newspaper anymore

4. The writers have so little to write about they are forced to start quoting toothless Ozarks bloggers

3. The Community Free Press is more interesting

2. America's bravest return home to a crowd of 2,000 cheering Patriots but the story is buried on page 5

....and the No. 1 reason your newspaper could be in trouble...

(drum roll please)

Desdinova: Super Villain of the Ozarks buys out yer paper and turns it into a conservative talk radio station