Two minutes after I told him not to take my red pen, Ryan Cooper walked out the door with my nifty red-gel ink pen.
I want it back.
Moral: Never loan a red ink pen to someone who wants to make little red ink marks on your papers, especially if his name is RYAN COOPER. Dang it.
Alternate moral: Never steal a* ink pen from a blogger.
It's hard for me to be thankful right before Thanksgiving when there is a tall, almost bald guy running around with my ink pen in his pocket. ;)
*Excuse me: AN ink pen.